Keyboard Crisis
Today is another Sunday. The routine stay at home, do nothing.. but every Sunday something is bound to go wrong. Something catastrophic that turns the house upside-down. This week it was a subject that forever plagues this house.. the computer.
My 933 Meg Compaq Presario has been around for six years. It came with Windows ME (which is compatible with nothing.. I had to return my iPod because of it), and a free inkjet printer. Now this computer is just fine. But to me it's only set-back is having Windows ME. The "suckfest" of all operating systems. It's not upgradeable. Many sources of mine have stated, of all Windows OS's, ME sucks the most. anyway..
There's always a problem with my computer. No matter how much anti-virus software I install into it, no matter how many firewalls I put up.. even if I refuse to use the computer for a year.. my computer will always have spyware, viruses, adware, (whatever you wanna fucking call it). It will always be loaded with tons of useless shit. It will inevitably be infected. Who do I blame? Two people.. no actually three. My mother, my sister (the most), and my father. My mother is always doing her "homework" clicking on pop-ups going "Ooooh! D***** I can win a free car and thee million dollars!", or my sister and her stupid "Girl-stuff" as I call it. She likes to download free smileys, and happy faces and all kinds of things to add into her "xanga". Let's not forget all the music she downloads too. And lastly my father (who never uses the computer), but hey he's my main source of financial revenue. Except for the drug dealin'. Yup.. the drug dealin'.
(I do not deal drugs. But if worst comes to worse I will begin to buy several OTC medicines at my local CVS/Pharmacy, and sell them on the street.)
(Back to today..) The computer was freezing constantly. So I un-froze it, getting rid of a hundred or so adware programs. And as soon as that happened, wouldn't you know it my mother happened to fuck things up again. The keyboard wasn't working. (Son of a bitch. I'm always the one fixing the computer in this damn house. Do I get any thanks? Nope.)
After trying a million times, trying to figure out why the keyboard wasn't working, I concluded "The keyboard is broken! Tell ma she's not graduating!" (my mother is taking college classes to become a certified teacer for Miami-Dade County).
So me and my father went out to search for a keyboard. Fucking sucked too. We first went to Brandsmart. Closed. Then Best Buy. Closed. Then Circuit City. Closed. Then we went to Dairy Queen (My dad wanted some ice cream,saying "D***** vamos a chequiar aqui por la mierda esa"). We finally went to Wal-Mart, the black hole of the universe and got a wireless keyboard/mouse bundle. Yes! Now we can go home! Home!
We go home. We install it. But the mouse doesn't want to work. It does not want to work! So fuck it we use the old mouse and call it quits. Piece of shit.
up just another weekend of my mother yelling at everyone because the computer isn't working. What else is new.
My 933 Meg Compaq Presario has been around for six years. It came with Windows ME (which is compatible with nothing.. I had to return my iPod because of it), and a free inkjet printer. Now this computer is just fine. But to me it's only set-back is having Windows ME. The "suckfest" of all operating systems. It's not upgradeable. Many sources of mine have stated, of all Windows OS's, ME sucks the most. anyway..
There's always a problem with my computer. No matter how much anti-virus software I install into it, no matter how many firewalls I put up.. even if I refuse to use the computer for a year.. my computer will always have spyware, viruses, adware, (whatever you wanna fucking call it). It will always be loaded with tons of useless shit. It will inevitably be infected. Who do I blame? Two people.. no actually three. My mother, my sister (the most), and my father. My mother is always doing her "homework" clicking on pop-ups going "Ooooh! D***** I can win a free car and thee million dollars!", or my sister and her stupid "Girl-stuff" as I call it. She likes to download free smileys, and happy faces and all kinds of things to add into her "xanga". Let's not forget all the music she downloads too. And lastly my father (who never uses the computer), but hey he's my main source of financial revenue. Except for the drug dealin'. Yup.. the drug dealin'.
(I do not deal drugs. But if worst comes to worse I will begin to buy several OTC medicines at my local CVS/Pharmacy, and sell them on the street.)
(Back to today..) The computer was freezing constantly. So I un-froze it, getting rid of a hundred or so adware programs. And as soon as that happened, wouldn't you know it my mother happened to fuck things up again. The keyboard wasn't working. (Son of a bitch. I'm always the one fixing the computer in this damn house. Do I get any thanks? Nope.)
After trying a million times, trying to figure out why the keyboard wasn't working, I concluded "The keyboard is broken! Tell ma she's not graduating!" (my mother is taking college classes to become a certified teacer for Miami-Dade County).
So me and my father went out to search for a keyboard. Fucking sucked too. We first went to Brandsmart. Closed. Then Best Buy. Closed. Then Circuit City. Closed. Then we went to Dairy Queen (My dad wanted some ice cream,saying "D***** vamos a chequiar aqui por la mierda esa"). We finally went to Wal-Mart, the black hole of the universe and got a wireless keyboard/mouse bundle. Yes! Now we can go home! Home!
We go home. We install it. But the mouse doesn't want to work. It does not want to work! So fuck it we use the old mouse and call it quits. Piece of shit.
up just another weekend of my mother yelling at everyone because the computer isn't working. What else is new.
posted by Darzee at 11:26 PM
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