May 1st..

I'm not a student who is perfect. I have finally come to terms with this. (Yeah right.) And well, seeing as it may be easy for most people to get into colleges, and how so many have prepared, my parents are currently going wild over my acceptance at "St. Thomas University". FIU accepted me too but I don't want to go somewhere the Miami-Dade County Fair and Exposition is held at every year (A poor reason not to go but, I've always been a man of poor reasoning to condense my intelligence and prevent any shred of "intellect" from being presented to others.. I like to surprise people)..
I'm still waiting for a response from any college in New York. I have till May 1st to do anything..
But striding away from my future (which at this moment I'm not taking seriously because of how great I feel), I'm having a great day. And for those of you who know me, I can be pretty spontaneous, and very "vulgarly obscene" when I am in "such a good mood".. So let me leave you with the most ridiculous conversation I have had to date..
A conversation I began with a freshman by the name of Carolina.. (posted with her permission, and edited to avoid boredom)..

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Nesta Bebop IV: u doin str8 homegirl?
Metallicrock90: yes! omg i cant wait for tomorrow
Nesta Bebop IV: awww yeah!
Nesta Bebop IV: DATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!
Nesta Bebop IV: waitin on a niggarachi?
Nesta Bebop IV: or something else catch yo vibe?
Metallicrock90: wtf?!?! speak english because im fucking lost bro
Nesta Bebop IV: lol ummm
Nesta Bebop IV: is it because of some guy
Nesta Bebop IV: or because of something else?
Metallicrock90: its because of some guy
Metallicrock90: lmao
Metallicrock90: you knew it was coming
Nesta Bebop IV: sorta
Nesta Bebop IV: do i know this smoky smoke from coast to coast?
Metallicrock90: english...
Nesta Bebop IV: do i know this guy?
Nesta Bebop IV: from around?
Metallicrock90: idk if you KNOW him but you know who he is
Nesta Bebop IV: who he be my coal digga?
Metallicrock90: robbie
Nesta Bebop IV: oh snap do nigga who dyed his hair and wore some thong right?
Metallicrock90: lmao....yah
Nesta Bebop IV: wow

Metallicrock90: LoL....well w-e....let me just put how happy i am in this one sentance...we are spending the whole lunch alone together, and we wont be talking
Nesta Bebop IV: whoa
Nesta Bebop IV: fo real
Nesta Bebop IV: yo dun gone str8 down the turnpike and paid the toll!
Nesta Bebop IV: shit girl!
Metallicrock90: lmao! wtf?!?!
Nesta Bebop IV: ummm
Nesta Bebop IV: heh heh..
Nesta Bebop IV: nvm

Nesta Bebop IV: http://www.zombo.com/
Nesta Bebop IV: ^see that
Metallicrock90: SEND ME THAT THINGY! OF THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS
Nesta Bebop IV: lmfao
Nesta Bebop IV: wtf
Nesta Bebop IV: i thought it "wasn't funny"
Metallicrock90: i wanna show my sis
Nesta Bebop IV: aww fuck i deleted it..
Nesta Bebop IV: =(
Metallicrock90: zombocom is crap
Metallicrock90: you suck!
Nesta Bebop IV: now it isn't
Nesta Bebop IV: u can attain the "unattainable" at zombo com
Nesta Bebop IV: plus "u can do anything at zombocom.. anything at all.. the only limit.. is urself"..
Metallicrock90: lmao
Nesta Bebop IV: "the infinite is possible at zombo com"

Nesta Bebop IV: im retawded
Nesta Bebop IV: sofa king!
Nesta Bebop IV: sofa king!
Nesta Bebop IV: omfg
Metallicrock90: lmao!
Metallicrock90: hate that commercial
Nesta Bebop IV: u have to say this out loud in front of ur sister!
Nesta Bebop IV: r u ready?
Metallicrock90: mmhmm
Nesta Bebop IV: is ur sis in the room?
Metallicrock90: yah
Nesta Bebop IV: okay here goes
Nesta Bebop IV: ready?
Nesta Bebop IV: R U READY!?
Nesta Bebop IV: SWEET JESUS!
Nesta Bebop IV: R U READY!?!?!
Nesta Bebop IV: THIS IS GOD SHIT I SWEAR!
Nesta Bebop IV: R U READY?
Metallicrock90: im ready
Nesta Bebop IV: nobody EVER gets this
Nesta Bebop IV: r u sure ur ready
Metallicrock90: yesh!
Nesta Bebop IV: k say this out loud
Nesta Bebop IV: "Alpha Kenny One"
Metallicrock90: lmao!
Metallicrock90: omg....thats so retarded
Nesta Bebop IV: did u get it?
Nesta Bebop IV: =) =)!!!
Metallicrock90: yes
Nesta Bebop IV: on the first try?
Metallicrock90: ill fuck anyone
Nesta Bebop IV: HAHA!
Nesta Bebop IV: DID U SAY IT OUT LOUD!?
Metallicrock90: yah
Nesta Bebop IV: LOOOOOOOSER !
Nesta Bebop IV: HAHA!
Nesta Bebop IV: did u rsister hear?
Metallicrock90: yah....she had her retarded laugh
Nesta Bebop IV: lol where she sounds like an old man?
Nesta Bebop IV: HEE HEE i love that laugh
Metallicrock90: wtf?!?
Nesta Bebop IV: i keep thinking "grandpapa" when she laughs that way
Nesta Bebop IV: hee hee
Metallicrock90: you wanna hear her laugh?
Nesta Bebop IV: lol i have b4
Metallicrock90: lmao
Metallicrock90: im calling you asswhipe
Nesta Bebop IV: ur calling me "asswipe"?
Metallicrock90: yah...w-e dawg
Nesta Bebop IV: payce my nigga!
Nesta Bebop IV: word to yo momz and her sweet ass
Nesta Bebop IV: *throws gang signs
Metallicrock90: w
Metallicrock90: t
Metallicrock90: f
Nesta Bebop IV: lol
Nesta Bebop IV: i've been sayinig that to alot of ppl lately...
Nesta Bebop IV: u know how offensive it is when u tell someone
Nesta Bebop IV: "hey nigga peace out, and tell ur mom that she got a sweet ass cooch"
Metallicrock90: lmao!
Nesta Bebop IV: ive said that so many times.. and gotten into so many "near-fights"..
Nesta Bebop IV: im fucking crazy man
Nesta Bebop IV: ill stab u with a fork
Nesta Bebop IV: ill eat ur kids
Nesta Bebop IV: im fucking crazy like that
Metallicrock90: you are wierd
Nesta Bebop IV: lmao
Nesta Bebop IV: LEENUH!
Nesta Bebop IV: IM HAVING A PERFECT DAY
Nesta Bebop IV: IM IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD U DONT KNOW!!!!! =) =) :-)
Metallicrock90: lmao....happy d*****!
Metallicrock90: **pats head**
Nesta Bebop IV: HEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nesta Bebop IV: *passes out from heat exhaustion

Metallicrock90: LoL
Nesta Bebop IV: o w/e
Nesta Bebop IV: =)
Metallicrock90: you must really be happy
Nesta Bebop IV: not really.. i feel like going pee-pee
Metallicrock90: then go pee-pee
Nesta Bebop IV: i dont know about u but i can't piss a drop without asking a teacher first
Nesta Bebop IV: (a disease i have)
Nesta Bebop IV: thats why i have the phone numbers of all my teachers
Metallicrock90: lmao!
Nesta Bebop IV: i call em up and go "ms. can i use the bathroom".. and i write myself a pass..
Metallicrock90: oh god,.,,,lmao
Nesta Bebop IV: hey can i post this conversation..
Metallicrock90: on what?
Nesta Bebop IV: on my blog
Metallicrock90: umm....yes sir
Metallicrock90: LoL
Metallicrock90: cut out the robbie part though
Nesta Bebop IV: fuck that ain't no freshmen readin my shit for real
Metallicrock90: lmao
Nesta Bebop IV: by my cott damn self word to ur momz in butt fuck egypt next to bj's!
Metallicrock90: ok OK!
Nesta Bebop IV: sorry lol
Nesta Bebop IV: damn girl.. im trying to keep it gansta up in this peace
Nesta Bebop IV: and all u doing in preheatin my oven
Nesta Bebop IV: u dont baste a turkey without first buying dumass
Metallicrock90: lmao
Nesta Bebop IV: stop trying to barbecue without the barbecue
Nesta Bebop IV: shit
Nesta Bebop IV: and wipe after u shit
Nesta Bebop IV: shit
Nesta Bebop IV: (Carolina once again i'm so fucking sorry.. lmao)
Nesta Bebop IV: (why do u always catch me in a good mood to bullshit?)
Metallicrock90: lmao....itz ok...people act wierd when they are happy
Metallicrock90: you just like an angel...your skin makes me cry
Metallicrock90: i wish i were special
Metallicrock90: your so fucking special
Metallicrock90: CAUSE IM A CREEP
Metallicrock90: IM A WIERDO
Metallicrock90: WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE
Nesta Bebop IV: OKAY OKAY OKAY!
Metallicrock90: I DONT BELONG HERE
Nesta Bebop IV: IM POSTING EVERYTHING FROM HERE
Nesta Bebop IV: UP!
Nesta Bebop IV: =)