Thursday, June 23, 2005

Adventures in "Boredom"?

Disregard the last post, for you see.. it was pointless (and a test might I add)..
Greetings, salutations, and welcome to the new and (arguably) improved Kuroneko-Sama.Blogspot.Com, where I write about the minutiae of life that I find the time to dictate on the internet for the viewing pleasure of others. It took me a long time to finally get it done. So far I believe one person knows what the picture on the background is, and the song that plays. (Well amongst my circle that is.)

Anyway, moving on.. lately I've been reading alot of bullshit (excuse me) about being "bored" and at home. It's summer vacation and there is nothing worth doing, is what is basically being omitted. I say fuck that. Let me sum up quickly what a typical day of summer vacation is like for me..

(Starting with 12:00 A.M. midnight..)

On the phone..
(This may vary lasting to between 4:00 and 6:00 A.M. and if this does occur..)
Pop in a movie on the good ol' (excuse me) laptop..

(Between 4:00 and 6:00 A.M..)
Passed out asleep while the movie is playing.. or reading off of the internet/watching quick clips of "The Daily Show with John Stewart".. specifically a segment called "This Week in God" because I think religion is a joke..(yes, I am aware that was an asshole thing to say.. but fuck it it's 5:00 in the morning and I'm not lookin' to-).. moving on..

(Between 6:00 A.M. to 3:00 P.M.)
..snooze..
(very rare does it happen that I get up and do anything..)

(Between 3:00 P.M. to 5:00 P.M.)
Get up and "think" about showering. And if I do it's usually because I'm going out that night, and if I don't it's usually because I'm going out that night.(Does that make sense?) I don't eat anything till around 8:00 P.M. because my mom is out of a job until the school yea begins again and there is nothing to eat in the house. (But thats okay because I'm not ever so hungry I'll kill someone.)

(5:00 to 9:00 P.M.)
I go on-line, bug my sister usually insulting her mother and her sweet ass coo- (anyway..) (oh and evidently, yes I realize we both have the same mother, and yes I'm going to shower today..) I look for things to download, usually music and games. (And not the legally..) In this entire time I usually have to listen to my mother and her "regressed mind" ranting and raving things like "foonko poonko" and "D***** I don't like you" and my favorite" Bumbohead, you sicka wicka fookuh pookie".. Apparently I have a "Philasoph-uh-kee-kee with Bob Marley".

(9:00 to 11:00 P.M.)
I'm attentive of the telephone around this time.. (I could be doing a number of things at this point..) Practicing guitar, listening to music, spelling "music", thinking about what I want to do on my next "outing", playing a video game, reading, watching a movie about television, watching a television movie, watching a movie on television, watching a movie and television, watching television advertising a movie, watching a movie selling a television, watching a made-for-tv movie on television, watching myself type variations of "television", "movie", and "watch" in a variety of different combinations.

(11:00 to 12:00 A.M.)
On the phone.. hopefully.

What a day huh? (Yeah I admit, it's pretty self-indulgent of me to type what my average day is like, and in fact it's even "haughty"..) My point being, there is no possible fucking way anyone on Earth, (as big as it is) can be bored. If you are, you're pretty much not motivated to do anything. Hell I say, you can't have life pass you by, you have to go find it! I'll be damned if fun is just gonna come knocking on your door with a big smile your face and offer to suck your dick. That's just not gonna happen, no matter how much you pray it does, I know I have, and lord knows thats why I'm no longer catholic! (That last part was bullshit by the way.. I wasn't a catholic when I prayed for all that stuff to happen.) No, wait..

In conclusion umm.. fuck you if you're bored. You are most likely a boring person anyway.

That's all I have to say I suppose.

(Wow, I feel so ashamed to have written this entire post..
..I think I'll post it anyway.)

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