Friday, August 12, 2005

My Lucky Day..

Now I don't mean to take joy and pleasure in someone else's misfortune but thank god school started because otherwise I would have no hope of getting a job! Those fucking working kids saturating the employment market! Go home and mooch off your parents!

Now back to reality, today I went with Darryl after picking him up from school to search for a job. It turns out jobs are in season and everyone's hiring! So I'm going to apply everywhere. I was thinking about applying at the women's clothing stores, but they all seem so "woman-like". Besides I don't know woman's sizes.. except.. oh nevermind.

And I decided to work the kinks out of my "fake-myspace". I'm using the status of "God". I'm planning on raising the hairs on the backs of myspacers I suppose, and I don't really want to fuck with some overly religious anal followers of a said "God" and that my disposition may dishonor his name when all I want to do is do it in good fun.. anyway I never liked those kind of fuckers.

Tomorrow is party time! I'm bringing a litter of DVD's to watch. I don't expect to dance.. at all. I'm kind of scared and nervous to be honest. Scared because so-and-so doesn't like me, nervous because so-and-so doesn't like me. In a way I feel like doing something big, but I'm probably not in respect and courtesy. I have to behave. I'm going to behave. Wear pants D. Don't bring do anything crazy with any discarded cans of soda and bottles D. Don't bring any farm animals D. Don't D don't!

Oh and I sure hope Goslin doesn't hate on me because he's a reference on every job application I filled out. I have to get into contact with him soon.

And the next time I put up a "Legally Blonde" template, it's going to be because I really am having a "Perfect Day".

And I can't stop watching Garden State for some reason.. in actuality the movie does suck! But it's just overridden by all this good hearted.. I can't stand it it's so brutally awkward and honest, I feel just as embarassed as the characters are! Who walks arounds with "Balls" on your face? Who takes a moment to act like a retard and seek some kind of gratification from it? Why does the lead character look so ugly? Fucking nose! Fucking nose! I hope a pink train playing "The Village People's Greatest Hits" just runs him the fuck over!

"On this perfect day, nothing standing in my way.. la la la.."

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