Return of the Mac

Well a number of things have happened since the long ago, in the before time. Two hurricanes, my dreams, good grades.. I think it is safe to say that much is changing, but I still remain the same.

As time progresses, I see more and more of myself getting more relaxed, and taking stride in my surroundings. But let me begin in a more recent time period..

Week 1, Sexual Abstinence and why we should make Bunny Rabbits wear Condoms-

This was the week of hurricane Wilma, and nothing much happened. South Florida had dissappeared of the face of the earth for two days. And my what an experience it was. It further proves my philosophy on technology, and a pseudo-communist world..

What basically happened was the power went out everywhere, my only concern was Jessica, and her family..

No one died, except for some smart people that keep their generators in their bedrooms, and a couple of idiots protecting their cars, and lastly, people who felt like putting up their shutters during the actual hurricane.. (and seriously, fuck this shit, I'm moving to New York as soon as possible. I mean no wonder the University of Miami Football Team is called the Hurricanes. Not because their necessarily good, but because that's all the ever fucking get from the University of Miami, fuck an education.)

So as most people spent their time hunting for water, and looting places (those that are the human waste of humanity), I was outside on the trunk of my car playing music, singing. Smiling at my neighbors who passed by, and even friendly greeting the people that came up to me and spoke to me. It was nice, I mean there's nothing like 'Rock 'N' Roll Suicide' after a hurricane.

..Oh yeah and David came by with his girlfriend. Why? I don't know.

Although the hurricane left a bad mark on South Florida, I liked it. It's good to have horrible natural disasters occur to people, because it brings them together (such a bad thing to say, but needed).

Week 2, Jesus was a Buddhist, and St. Augustine was blacker than Wesley Snipes-

School has been amazing. I have come to terms that my Philosophy teacher is a sexual predator with mild retardation, "Because life is about sharing". Well I'd like to share with him a couple things. I've been going late to his class just to see if he'd do something.

Besides that, my math teacher is all "Shampoo Shpace" and walking around with his comb-overs passively insulting his students, and if I ever see the piece of shit who squealed and told him people cheated on his exam, I'ma take his picture and post it all over school with 'I hate niggers' as a caption. Ever since he said some shit (I was in the hallway when he said it) the teacher has been going fucking crazy. Almost all the kids in the class before mine have stayed after taking up all my class time because they supposedly cheated, and he marks them with failing grades..

(Wow my tone must be really angry and aggresive huh? Well I don't mean it to be, I'm just being open right now..)

Political Science is going perfect (I don't know how I did on the last test though.. I'm touchy on it), and religion is fantastic. I never knew how much I'd love to teach people about their own faiths (the very reason why I quit being a catholic, because I was the only one that knew what it meant).. it's great. It's so much fun!

Week 3, Ironically Renting 'Million Dollar Baby' with only three Bucks and fifty Cents-

This movie was a stretch me. It dismisses my suspicions of Hillary Swank being a lesbian, and Clint Eastwood being the manliest in-the-closet homosexual. Morgan Freeman saved it. He completely saved it. Clint Eastwood almost made me cry though. But why does Hillary Swank get nominated for this shit anyway? She's worst them Tom Hanks who gets academy awards for playing idiots on screen. Hillary swank got nominated for playing trailer trash.. Isn't that what she is? Tom Hanks for Gump? For Apollo 13 (a movie about three idiots who don't know how to work a space shuttle)? For Castaway (an idiot on a desert island who makes friends with a volleyball named Wilson)? And philadelphia (who the fuck has seen that)?

The movie was good, but I wasn't too 'dazzled by it like the senile old men who judge who gets awards at 'The Academy'.

And then my mother rented 'Son of the Mask', and I saw it..

That movie is funny as fuck! I loved that shit! I thought it was a pinnacle performance in the film career of Jamie Kennedy! New Line Cinema finally produces a great movie since "The friday after next friday two weeks from the friday before but after the previous"! Nevermind all the pot I smoked to finally laugh at 'Son of the Mask' (but by that time being too late and laughing at all the funny names in the credits), this movie kicked ass! Roll over Eddie Murphy, eat your heart out Jim Carrey, and Regi Philbin fucking die already, 'Son of the Mask' is already the movie of the year! Of the Century! Of the millenium! Of time! Comedy will never be the same again..

As much as I' wish I was telling the truth (well actually no I don't). The movie was a dissappointed. My mother laughed during it, and I thought "Well that's it, I'm officially the most intelligent person in this house". After the movie, I spent most of my time chucking it at the wall to see if it would crack. Althought the DVD didn't crack, I was actually cracking up at the durability of the DVD. It didn't even crack a little bit. It was amazing. I threw it against everything, my wall, the door, a metal closet sliding door, my toilet, the tile, my father, my cat (but he kept evading it, damn cat reflexes)..

Week 1 again, I love Jessica very much and I'd never send her the Chain Letter I sent Eddie on Facebook..

Amidst all the bullshit that has happened, I am feeling extremely happy. I got to see Jessica. I was shocked, amazed, and looked quite nerdy. I was wearing my father glasses, with baggy clothing, and I hadn't shaved what little hair I grow on my face in two weeks. I was happy to see her. It had felt so long since I last saw her. When she walked in the house it was as if the room got brighter and South Florida got power again. She had come down strictly for family, but through some miracle got to visit me (secretly, underwraps, underground, and thanks to her cousin)..

Mmmmm.. -F-P-B! -F-P-B! -F-P-B! (I miss her..)

(..again.)

Week 4, the Possums in my Pants ate the Tomatoes from my Toaster and are smuggling pirated bootleg copies of ..

Why do we park in a driveway but drive in a parkway? I'm moving to Brazil. At least their language (as I have noticed) is very bare, and simple. Because some things are just better that way. That's why.

Well to end this post, I've learned something today. Wearing two-week disposable contacts for six months is dangerous and a hazard to your health. This is why I'm getting glasses. Hopefully by next week. I now hate contact lenses. I'm now going to learn latin (the language of the scholars). I'm going to send Darryl a letter with white powder with the this message in it
"Mix n' match Bitch!
Rearrange the letters to reveal a secret message:

You are a flamboyant homosexual in dire need of a 1996 Ford Explorer XLT, in the shape of Walter Mercado and a Jesus Fish on the bumper.."

Yeah something is seriously wrong with me tonight..

I think it's all the mercury from all the fish I've been eating lately.