Bad Boys
So I've been guilty of alot of things in the past. I'm not the perfect guy, and I'm not a saint. One story I like to tell alot is how I jammed a school printer full of 'Gayest Man of the Year Certificates'. Another story I like to tell is how I was suspended and given referrals for verbally assaulting my programming teacher, and THEN verbally assaulting her husband. Now even though I've been guilty of alot of things, none of them compare to the worst day of my life (which I will not specify for a long time.)
(Oh, Jessica how I love you for loving me. I'm seriously so thankful that you could. Of course you know me better than anybody can. Thank you, and I love you sweetheart.)
What other bad things have I done? I've driven on the wrong side of the road (alot). I've driven in reverse on the palmetto in the shittiest car you'll ever lay eyes on, mind you with a sticker of the Virgin Mary in the rear passenger window. I've laughed at the elderly, laughed at the misfortunate. Laughed at this. Laughed at Brazilian porn. I've laughed at alot of things one shouldn't laugh at.
(Oh and I've also laughed at the ending for 'The Notebook' and during all of 'I Am Sam'. Yes, I realize I'm not a good person, and nor do I have an appropriate sense of humor.)
One thing I especially love to do is poke fun at my father. In fact I make it my business to make him do this face at least twice a day:
I'm not the only one though. My sister joins in the fun too. In fact, whereas most families find it horrible and scary to have a pater familias lose it, we think of it as entertainment. Either when its my father slurring his words in english with 'Yew NOHT CAHN do daht!' or his infamous 'Que lo que PASAAAAAAAAA!' (funny story) me and my sister will be there laughing our asses off.
(Oh yeah.. Woot! Woot! For Bolivia tying with Venezuela. No offense to Venezuela, but I didn't want Hugo Chavez to win, and apparently, so did the rest of South America.)
Lately I've noticed that I'm a compulsive liar. Nothing big though, just little things. Mostly when I'm out with Darryl and Nina and whoever, and we phone a friend he couldn't come with. I'll usually say 'Oh we're headed to a party'. Granted with assistance from Nina and Darryl and whoever, they'll say 'Yo you missed it! It was NASTY!' and also add so-and-so was drunk. Nothing bad. Oh, and that time I convinced someone there was a 'Sandals' in Iraq. THAT was fucking funny. I completely forgot to disavow that it was a joke.
I titled this post 'Bad Boys' for two reasons.
The first one being I hate BET and they keep playing it at my gym, and coincidently they were playing Bad Boys (I am also looking forward to dreading watching it every day during my tenure as Speaker of the Senate). Look nothing against black people, but the channel seriously is a detriment to what black entertainment really is and black culture. I honestly feel its insulting though McGruder said it best. White people can have their MTV (which is just as, if not more atrocious and retarded).
The second reason I cannot say. But for the person out there who knows, I hope you lose sleep on it. (I love cellphones.)
I'm not a bad boy right? (Please I've heard of people doing worse..)
..Oh and kudos to Darryl for what we did to Mike's laptop before he threw us out. I'd post the link of his new homepage, but that would be offensive to prudent audiences. Awesome call Darryl.
(Oh, Jessica how I love you for loving me. I'm seriously so thankful that you could. Of course you know me better than anybody can. Thank you, and I love you sweetheart.)
What other bad things have I done? I've driven on the wrong side of the road (alot). I've driven in reverse on the palmetto in the shittiest car you'll ever lay eyes on, mind you with a sticker of the Virgin Mary in the rear passenger window. I've laughed at the elderly, laughed at the misfortunate. Laughed at this. Laughed at Brazilian porn. I've laughed at alot of things one shouldn't laugh at.
(Oh and I've also laughed at the ending for 'The Notebook' and during all of 'I Am Sam'. Yes, I realize I'm not a good person, and nor do I have an appropriate sense of humor.)
One thing I especially love to do is poke fun at my father. In fact I make it my business to make him do this face at least twice a day:
I'm not the only one though. My sister joins in the fun too. In fact, whereas most families find it horrible and scary to have a pater familias lose it, we think of it as entertainment. Either when its my father slurring his words in english with 'Yew NOHT CAHN do daht!' or his infamous 'Que lo que PASAAAAAAAAA!' (funny story) me and my sister will be there laughing our asses off.(Oh yeah.. Woot! Woot! For Bolivia tying with Venezuela. No offense to Venezuela, but I didn't want Hugo Chavez to win, and apparently, so did the rest of South America.)
Lately I've noticed that I'm a compulsive liar. Nothing big though, just little things. Mostly when I'm out with Darryl and Nina and whoever, and we phone a friend he couldn't come with. I'll usually say 'Oh we're headed to a party'. Granted with assistance from Nina and Darryl and whoever, they'll say 'Yo you missed it! It was NASTY!' and also add so-and-so was drunk. Nothing bad. Oh, and that time I convinced someone there was a 'Sandals' in Iraq. THAT was fucking funny. I completely forgot to disavow that it was a joke.
I titled this post 'Bad Boys' for two reasons.
The first one being I hate BET and they keep playing it at my gym, and coincidently they were playing Bad Boys (I am also looking forward to dreading watching it every day during my tenure as Speaker of the Senate). Look nothing against black people, but the channel seriously is a detriment to what black entertainment really is and black culture. I honestly feel its insulting though McGruder said it best. White people can have their MTV (which is just as, if not more atrocious and retarded).
The second reason I cannot say. But for the person out there who knows, I hope you lose sleep on it. (I love cellphones.)
I'm not a bad boy right? (Please I've heard of people doing worse..)
..Oh and kudos to Darryl for what we did to Mike's laptop before he threw us out. I'd post the link of his new homepage, but that would be offensive to prudent audiences. Awesome call Darryl.
posted by Darzee at 2:54 AM
1 Comments:
Everyone lies, its such a horrible thing. How do u feel when u lie to someone? (i mean, it makes me feel like shit cause i would being lied too)
and u being a bad boy? nah, u just did a couple bad things while u were a teenager. a doctor would say, "its common for teens to act in this way." lol or something to that nature, we've all done bad things in our lives, u isn't the only one. Plus, u have a DEEP DARK sense of humor :]
Oh yeah, it's Ariel in the picture.
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