Blogs before MySpace were much Better

I got to tear my MySpace a new asshole. I personally hate it, and if everyone is wondering what they're doing here, it's because I decided to give a tiny bit of education to them. (Took me only two lazy days.)

My MySpace will likely be shut down because I am violating alot of user agreements and copyright infringements in doing so, but I don't care. MySpace pretty much took the intellectual liberty of 'the blog' and turned it into a social whoring nightmare. I mean I'm all for networking, but theres nothing creepier than:

(Applicant walks in office)
"Hello! I'm applying for a job... sexylatinboy97!"

(Employer looks shocked after being acknowledged by his MySpace ID)
"Who the FUCK are you!?"

(Shocked look on applicant's face)
"I friended you on MySpace a year ago?"

(Look of false relief overcomes employer)
"SECURITY GET THIS CRAZY FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!"

(The applicant is being dragged away kicking and screaming)
"BUT YOU'RE IN MY TOP 8!!!!!"

..(Of course this is subject to change based on personal preference, hey you might actually like meeting strange and mysteriously new people off the internet, but let me stop being cliché.)

So back to my point, hopefully if people will get the point as to why I redirected internet traffic to my blogger (and I'm not expecting much). I used to use it and I plan on using it way more from now on. As far as MySpace, I'll keep 'friending' the people that matter. (Lets see if they catch on..)

I think I've done all I'm about to do with my MySpace. The picture of Darryl and Mike I think is doing it justice with the 'Mike gives Darryl's blowjobs two thumbs up!'-pose (mind you NOT my interpretation). And I'll.. change Bohemian Rhapsody some time or another.

Wonder how many people actually thought to click on the photo? Wonder if this'll catch on?

Lastly, if ANYTHING, I pretty much made my own MySpace here on blogger anyway. Thats what the comment box is for at the bottom of the page. Its perfect because, I don't have to see any annoying HTML sprites or anything annoying like that. Never much cared for it anyway.

I'm no comment whore.