He Sat There and Watched Dedication

Why is he such a loser? Seriously? He sat there watching this probably taking notes. Then he sends it to me through MSN. He sent it to me with a smile on his face. He only typed 'this guy was extremely bored'. (And so were you?)

I told him 'yo, why do you do this to me?'


(You have to wait awhile. He didn't just watch moving hands, although that is what I initially expected. Don't hype yourself up though. What he did watch is still a disappointment and possibly a mark against the intelligence of humanity.)

He sat there and watched this. He sat there and watched this with an engaged look on his face. What the fuck. (No, no question mark. That was a statement. If ever there was a reason to say it, this is it.)

As if he was finished, no it was only beginning. Just when I thought he was done, there was more.

In the end he covered his ass, sloppily.
'And I watched that video mainly because I had never heard the actual song'.

My ass.

..My ass.

(I love my friends yo. But yo, I need new friends..)
Where's my snack wrap revolution homey?