Mourning Good Mornings

I haven't been sleeping. Yo I haven't been sleeping. Seriously I have not slept in a while. Its so bad that its become normal for me to typically see Darryl online, and we pretty much have at it till 4 in the morning when he says 'its getting late' and sleep. I haven't been getting sleep. I don't mind chilling with Darryl online, I like it actually, but seriously what the fuck. I don't like not sleeping.

So this is a typical morning for me:
5:00- I think about going to sleep.
6:00- I think its time to sleep before my dad leaves for work.
7:00- I pass out on the couch because I have no room.
9:00- My mom insists on waking me up 'D*****. D*****. Wake up, you can sleep in my room if you want its more quiet.'
9:30- I get up to move to my mom's room because the living room is getting louder.
10:00- My mom comes in to use her computer even though we have a computer in the living room.
10:30- My sister decides to shower in parents bathroom even though she has her own bathroom.
10:45- The cat comes in.
11:00- My mom comes in asking 'D***** have you seen my phone? Wheres my phone? Have you seen the phone?'
11:15- My grandma asks me if I want something to eat.
11:30- My mom's cellphone rings.
11:31- My mom's cellphone rings.
11:32- My mom's cellphone rings.
11:35- My mom's cellphone rings.
11:45- My mom comes in asking 'D***** wheres my cellphone? Wheres my cellphone D*****?'
11:46- My mom's cellphone rings and I hear outside the door, 'D***** I'm calling my cellphone! Where is it D*****?'
12:00 The cat comes in.

So you can imagine I've been pretty on edge these last couple of days. I mean, my neck hurts from not sleeping. I have a rash. A rash! On my right arm. I don't know from what but its itchy. I have no room, no privacy, and I've been changing in a tiny niche in front of my fathers door to the living room because the bathrooms are constantly being used. Did I mention that its hotter in here than outside because my grandma's always cooking? I have so many leftovers, I think if Nuclear War was pertinent now I could survive a lifetime.

I'd like to forward a thank you to Sharlin and Darryl right now for keeping me sane these past few nights. I mean if it wasn't for your jet lag I wouldn't be here right now. Holla, lordamerseh, and wun!

Lastly on a side note, it seems that everyone is going to New York but me. Ooooh how I envy them. This week is going to be crazy. I need to shop for a suit, mend some wounds, shave my head and possibly wax it for the wedding. My whole family is coming Thursday. Its going to be a Miami reunion not heard of since summer 2001.

I'm down like James Brown. BUT I NEED SLEEP!